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Bod Boy Body (song lyrics for a fake band for friends :P)

Bad Boy Body

Intro*

Girl, ya’ need a Bad Boy Body. You know ya wanna~

 

Music Break

 

Verse 1*

‘Ay girl, where ya’ goin’? (goin’ goin’)

That blush on your face is showin’ (showin’ showin’)

We’re not gonna fall in love toniiiiight

But we’re gonna have fun til the break of liiight

 

Chorus*

Ya’ need a bad boy bodaaaaaay!

One with whips and chains and all the other thaaaangs

Girl ya’ know there’s no stopping us now

Once ya’ had a taste of that

BAD BOY BODY!

 

Music Break

 

Verse 2*

Now that you and I are all aloooone

I can show ya’ things that you have never knoooown

Just close your eyes and breathe in and ooooout

And I’ll show ya what S & M abouuuut

 

Chorus*

Ya’ need a bad boy bodaaaaaay!

One with whips and chains and all the other thaaaangs

Girl ya’ know there’s no stopping us now

Once ya’ had a taste of that

BAD BOY BODY!

 

Musical Break

 

Bridge*

We’re in the bedroom now

And your clothes are in a pile on the ground

You’re lyin’ on the bed ready to get this started

I can make ya’ scream or keep ya’ quiet~

oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOH! (OH!)

 

Chorus*

Ya’ need a bad boy bodaaaaaay!

One with whips and chains and all the other thaaaangs

Girl ya’ know there’s no stopping us now

Once ya’ had a taste of that

BAD BOY BODY!

 

Outro 

Random word Haikus

Yogurt
Dairy of the gods.
Butter cannot dare compare.
My bones will grow strong.

Sex
I need to have it
I need to be punished now
Please master, whip me

Cat
You little fucker.
Jumping on my damn keyboard.
Why do you scorn me?

Shit
How I feel all day.
I try my hardest but no.
This shit is meta.

snapdraws:

Apologies for the terrible image quality - I’m lacking scanner access at the minute so I had to take these photos on my phone

I was reading hyperbole and a half’s blog entry explaining their experience of depression and decided to make another sketchy comic based on my experiences with anxiety, which is another mental illness I think people tend to misunderstand quite frequently

Hopefully this will be of use to some people - whether they suffer from anxiety themselves or if they just want to know more about it

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swagpancake:

my sister wrote a paragraph about naruto back when she was in second grade and the teacher called my mom up to the school because my little sister misspelled a word and i memorized the entire thing when she brought it home

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I CNAT BRETHA

folly-lolly:


There ya go :P

FINALLY SOMETHING NOT HOMESTUCK!

I was about to put a homestuck face over yours but then I remembered I didn’t have any photoshop or anything like that ._.

folly-lolly:

There ya go :P

FINALLY SOMETHING NOT HOMESTUCK!

I was about to put a homestuck face over yours but then I remembered I didn’t have any photoshop or anything like that ._.

Me flipping off voice actresses/writers: Jamie Marchi and Leah Clark and them returning the favor~

Me flipping off voice actresses/writers: Jamie Marchi and Leah Clark and them returning the favor~

Me flipping off a Ramune bottle (melon flavor).

Me flipping off a Ramune bottle (melon flavor).

Flipping off PVC statues of Sae & Miyako from Hidamari sketch.

Flipping off PVC statues of Sae & Miyako from Hidamari sketch.

User http://folly-lolly.tumblr.com/ thanks for being a good sport~

User http://folly-lolly.tumblr.com/ thanks for being a good sport~

fatale-distraction:

deviouslyratedm:

arty-chan:

my-virginia-bluebell:

kaitlinmariesjsharks:

flyoffmynaturalhigh:

Only a few will understand what this is about…

KING OF THE HILL FTW

I think this is the best picture I’ve ever seen

yep..

Yep

yyyyyep

mmmmmhmmm

fatale-distraction:

deviouslyratedm:

arty-chan:

my-virginia-bluebell:

kaitlinmariesjsharks:

flyoffmynaturalhigh:

Only a few will understand what this is about…

KING OF THE HILL FTW

I think this is the best picture I’ve ever seen

yep..

Yep

yyyyyep

mmmmmhmmm